because I think of some really messed up situations, and then I start to plan how I’m gonna be the hero and get out of them. I expect that if a situation that I imagine ever occurs, I’d probably find a heroic way to save the day. Here’s a situation that I thought about recently; One Friday I was driving home from work, and as I was getting close to my neighborhood I saw a huge stack of smoke (like a house was catching fire). The fire seemed to be coming from ‘my neighborhood’, so as anyone would I thought the worst, my house is on fire and my neighbors called the fire department. I’m thinking that Hannah Banana is still inside and the fire department couldn’t get her out, so I thought, “fuck it I’m going in, I’m gonna drive my car through the back porch run in, and jump out through the broken glass carrying all 87lbs of Hannah in my arms!” I wouldn’t care about anything like my house or car. Then after I got Hannah out, people would say I’d be the quick thinking hero for saving his ‘best friend’. Regardless of all that, arriving into my neighborhood I quickly realized the fire was much farther away (over in Avalon, a shame it wasn’t Celly’s place), and no heroic actions were needed. I told you my imagination is just out there, but I’d still try to be the hero…