Monthly Archives: July 2005

It’s someone’s

VERY VERY special Birthday today!  He loves any attention he gets on his B-day because he feels like he gives enough attention to other people on their birthday.  I got his address, and sent him something, but too bad it’ll explode in his face and his beautiful face will be scared for life.  All the [...]

Had a one night stand last night

it was the best sex EVER!  Nah, just kidding if you’ve ever known me to have a one night stand that’s like saying, I like doing drugs and enjoy the feeling of being wasted and out of control.  *sigh*

I can’t wait till

‘Double Income’, how fucking awesome is that gonna be!  Instead of being Filthy Rich, I’ll be Filthy Stinking Rich!  I also recently found out no need for me to buy a Flat Panel LCD TV, I have one already!  Eddie I’m so jealous of your ‘Double Income’, and don’t tell me you can’t afford to [...]

Well, as you can tell

we just got back from vacation!  Had a blast too!!

Thanks Celly!

Last florida show tonight

this time with the lovely Lary (aka Mary B, another first timer).  My next show will be in NYC in two weeks with VIP Tickets to the ‘Randall’s Island Getaway’ with that fucker I call my cousin Tony!!

Another Dave show tonight

Jay (another first timer) is joining me on this one!  Enjoy my brother!!!!!!