I think the best comedian I have seen in a very very very long time.  Jay and I saw him in West Palm this past weekend, and I don’t think I could recomend a funnier comedian.  I’d love to order one of his shirts from here.  I can’t wait till his show comes out on Comedy Central July 6th at 10:30pm!!!  If you EVER! get the chance to see him live, please don’t pass it up.  At our show he kept going and going, very very funny!  I have a jew joke, but Henry might get pissed.

is to me, ridiculously long.  Sizzle boy Shawn (Jai Alai professional) has a list of like 500, but he has mental issues.  This netflix thing is really sweet, I feel like a special group of elite individuals that have the power to turn back time and make the sun rise in the west.  Let’s just say I feel special.  I am special!  That’s what my psychologist tells me to tell myself. 

I ordered came in!!  These things are the shit!!  They look great at my place.  As you can tell by the picture.  Now I’m waiting for my ‘Learn to play the bongos DVD’ to come in.  Online shopping can be so addictive, and I never have to leave my house.  Free shipping rules!  Thank you super highway!

in this world.  That reminds me, Henry, is planning on coming over tonight to watch the two hour Season Finale of LOST!  He was talking about cuddling and holding hands, I told him I was going to hand cuff him to a chair on the other side of the room, I would have a big rubber band gun, and shot his balls with it if he missed be haved.  He got all excited about it, not sure what that means.  This is very a disturbing post. 

I spent my time in Miami from Friday to Sunday, a very enjoyable time with my very caring family.  However, I should have ate at one of my Aunt’s houses.  We ate out on Friday and Saturday night for dinner, looking for some really good home style authentic cuban food, and both times I was heart broken.  Yesterday, I think I cooked the best damn cuban dinner ever!  I’ve you’ve never had skirt steak?  You’re fucked up!  If you don’t eat red meat, well grow up, it’s fuckin good (Thank you Mr. Cow).  Go buy some skirt steak marinade it with some mojo sauce, and I’m not talkin about Austin power’s mojo sauce (you have a sick mind Rob, I’m really tired of all the porn you send me!).  Gosh!

I was on Fear Factor last night, they had a shot of me during the second stunt, and at the end of the third stunt!  Hollywood hear I come!  Where’s my mother fuckin movie check?