Monthly Archives: April 2005

I have finally found

my dream boat.  Really, that’s exactly what I want!  To bad I can’t afford that shit!

I’m so the fucking shit!

REALLY!  How cool am I to have my name mentioned here.  Everyone wants to be like me!  Probably because I’m psycho stalker crazy!?!?  Having my name mentioned there is better than having my own website.  And you here me talk about Henry DON’T VISIT HIS WEBSITE!  It’s the worst site ever!  Look how cheap it [...]

I would also like to say

Welcome to life!  A wonderful thing shared by all.  NOW GROW THE FUCK UP!  Yeah I’m fucking crazy, and Henry, I’m not fucking someone named crazy.  Selabacy is the right thing to do in life.  Follow in my footsteps and you’ll live forever!

I would like to say

or write, that this is one of my favorite companies!  Really, you don’t really think about them, but I’m sure you use a 3m product everyday.  Regardless, if you need to send your friend large files, like Rob sends me of his personal porn (quite disgusting Rob, seriously.  Enough is enough!).  This site can help [...]

My favoritest show is on tonight

Lost, so please please, don’t call cause I won’t answer.  Really I won’t.  My life revolves around this show.  I think this is a insightful recap, but regardless, I’ll figure out some deep shit that makes total sense.  If you watch religiously, then you’re cool, otherwise buy the DVD when it comes out in September. 

Sinbad!!  Remember him!

He was one funny comedian in those jump pants on HBO, he’s coming to Orlando to Hard Rock Live, I’m really looking forward to it!  I’m also going to try and see Carlos Mencia in Miami, he was one funny bastard too.  Well, that’s it for events for the moment.  George Carlin is coming also, [...]